Evan and Amie

It goes back too many years and over the sands of time. I was just wondering if you two guys might still be monitoring old Jeff's blogs from time to time. I really appreciate all the work you did on my site plus all the cards sent to mom back 5 years ago that were works of art.

I could never pay you enough for what you did and what it did for her in her last years. Thinking of you tonight and can only hope you still looks at the authorizeddealter.blogspot.com from time to time.

Jeff the Knutt in the Ham

Football Quotes Worth Keeping!

“Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football"
John Heisman


"Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame


"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game."
Bear Bryant / Alabama


"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame


"There is no way you can be Harvard Monday through Friday and be Alabama on Saturday."
Art Guepe / 39-54-7 at Vanderbilt from 1953-1962


"At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any."
Erk Russell / Georgia Southern.


"Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas ."
Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game.


"After you retire, there's only one big event left . . . and I ain't ready for that one yet."
Bobby Bowden / Florida State


"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it."
Lou Holtz / Arkansas


"When you win, nothing hurts."
Joe Namath / Alabama


"Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated."
Lou Holtz / Arkansas


"If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll, tide, roll!"
Bear Bryant / Alabama


"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall."
Frank Leahy / Notre Dame


"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
Woody Hayes / Ohio State


"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation."
Bob Devaney / Nebraska


"In Alabama , an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant."
Wally Butts / Georgia


“Vanderbilt took about 10 years off his life. It absolutely sucked the life right out of him."
Jack Green’s widow commenting about what being football coach at Vanderbilt will do to someone.
Green (7-29-4) died at age 57, 15 years after he left Vanderbilt. His successor, Bill Pace (22-38-3), died at age 58, 18 years after he left Vanderbilt.
Green was a two-time All-American guard at Army, was team captain and played on the 1944 and 1945 teams that won consecutive national championships.


"You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life."
Paul Dietzel / LSU


"It's kind of hard to rally around a math class."
Bear Bryant / Alabama


When asked if Fayetteville was the end of the world. "No, but you can see it from here."
Lou Holtz / Arkansas


"There's one sure way to stop us from scoring . . . give us the ball near the goal line."
Matty Bell / SMU


"Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died."
Frank Leahy / Notre Dame


"I never graduated from Iowa , but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's."
Alex Karras / Iowa


"My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor."
Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee


"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades."
Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State


"Always remember ..... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David."
Shug Jordan / Auburn


"They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces."
Darrell Royal / Texas


"They whipped us like a tied up goat."
Spike Dykes / Texas Tech


"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: "Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good."
Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State / Dallas Cowboys


"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel."
Bobby Bowden / Florida State


"Football is not a contact sport - it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State


After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his postgame message to his team: "All those who need showers, take one."
John McKay / USC


"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education."
MurrayWarmath / Minnesota


"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame


"Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon."
Spike Dykes / Texas Tech


"We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches."
Darrell Royal / Texas


"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."
John McKay / USC


"Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad."
Woody Hayes /Ohio State


"I've found that prayers work best when you have big players."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

Children lost...helping others

4/4/2011

I lost a step son back in June of 2004 to suicide. Now I find myself giving council to those that have lost a child or young adult.

I have some experience getting through losing parents, a step son, nieces and nephews give me an insight into what all these men and women are going through.

I will post some results if I have some positive one's to report. I guess even the negative ones need to be here too.

Stay tuned...News at 11:00.

Jeff

My Prison Ministry

I have a friend and his first name is John. He made a mistake 8 years ago and is in Elmore CF in Elmore near Montgomery, Al. I worked with John many years with my company and he is a dear friend.

He can call me maybe once a month and I get letters regularly. He has accepted Christ into his life and has put 'all' in God's hands. I send him letters, stamps and maybe a calendar each year but keep his mail box filled with a letter or card regularly.

He has been a good inmate and will soon have a change for a parole hearing. I will find out when it is and there are several of us that have said we would like to speak for him and hopefully his release.

Keep John in your prayers and know he has Jesus by his side and that all is truly in God's hands. I am writing a letter to him today and to let him know I sent some money through the prison so he can buy things he needs in the commissary. I have kept all his letters and hopefully one day soon we can sit down and talk about his future when he gets released...Pray for John in Elmore...please..Jeff

Groundhog Day

Calendar oddity

Mark your calendar for 2 Feb 20 11 ....

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address occur on the same day. It is an ironic juxtaposition of events; one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication while the other involves a groundhog. PS: (Folks it's a JOKE!)

Men vs Women...My Thoughts

EATING OUT
· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
·
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY
· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


BATHROOMS
· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


ARGUMENTS
· A woman has the last word in any argument.
· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


FUTURE
· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


SUCCESS
· A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


MARRIAGE
· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


DRESSING UP
· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


NATURAL
· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING
· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.



THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Christmas 2010

12/6/2010;am

It is Christmas 2010 and we are less than 3 weeks until the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ our Lord.

Please remember this is a time of giving and enjoying family and friends and remembering too those in need and open our pocketbooks to help those suffering.

We as true Christians must make our lives a true reflection of who we are and we
act as Jesus would at this celebration of his birth.

We are now challenged at this time that even if we find times tough, it we look around we truly find those in a real need, who will not have a Christmas unless we reach out for them.

Your Church, your service group, your personal contacts, some do truly need you to step into the breech and be that helpful friend or relative that helped them through a real tough time.

Someone said this morning, a year from now you will not remember what gift you got for Christmas, but you will remember the acts of faith, the acts of being with family, the celebration of the season.

There are children in true need that will not have a Christmas unless you act. There are families who will not have food or even heat in their homes unless you act. Let your actions now make a difference in someone's life. You will truly remember that act.

Look at your check book near you and write that check you have meant to write and have not. Reach for that envelope and put that check in the mail today or tomorrow so someone is touched by your generosity. Do this in HIS name and let your church or charity take care of the one's most in need.

Karen and I will. A minister told me once, give a part of HIS blessings you have received truly from HIM and touch someone. That you will remember as giving is so much better than receiving!

Get that feel good feeling of giving. You will never miss it I promise you. Keep Christ in your life now and every day of your life and as I have said earlier..."Let who you are be reflected by what you do for others!"

Happy birthday Jesus! J and K in Birmingham, Al USA