MS Plan VS New Orleans Plan

MS Gulf Coast : We have a plan.
New Orleans : Who gots de plan?

MS Gulf Coast : We have trucks waiting on higher ground to move food, etc.
New Orleans : When de #*@#! trucks gon git here wit our food?

MS Gulf Coast. Police will be back on patrol as soon as we can move around.
New Orleans : De police done looted Wal-Mart befo we could gits dere.

MS Gulf Coast : Home owners begin clearing debris by themselves.
New Orleans : Who gonna clean up dis mess?

MS Gulf Coast : It'll cost me some savings to rebuild, but . . .
New Orleans : Where de damn government with the debit cards?

MS Gulf Coast: We are partners with FEMA, but it starts here first.
New Orleans : Damn FEMA, why wasn't dey ready?

MS Gulf Coast : It was worse than I believed. I should have evacuated.
New Orleans : They didn't sent nobody to gets me.

MS Gulf Coast : Leaders: we have work to do, let's get started.
New Orleans : Leaders: De gubmint need to git in here and fix dis place back up.

MS Gulf Coast : We made a few mistakes, but we learned.
New Orleans : It was ______ (fill in the blank)’s fault!!